I have been wondering just what in the hell has been going on with old Loafhead. It amazes me that the "holier than thou hippo" hasn't said anything about the Canadian Hockey team partying after their victory. These girls were drinking alcohol and smoking cigars, oh how terrible (boo hoo).
After we saw the righteous Loafhead show her true colors over Michael Phelps holding a 'bong' I thought the Loaf Blog would light up quickly as she rushed to pass judgment on these girls drinking and smoking after their victory. I mean any other piece of tripe of how she thought the games should go caused her keyboard to go into action, why not this time? Maybe she has realized how irrelevant her opinions on the games actually are.
I guess, rather than trying to run the Olympic Games, she is busy on her witch hunt to see who is posting the rather amusing videos of her on You Tube. I mean seriously, is the Wicked Witch of WebTV above being mocked? I guess in her eyes, she must think so but I know that she has mocked several people using a phony name and then gets on using her real name and chastises those who mock others.
From what I gather about this event she boasts of attending in Pennsylvania every year must be quite a cast of losers or she just likes boasting about being so important and loved she is there. I would really like to be a fly on the wall in the hotel rooms to hear what is actually being said about her in private. I wonder if the people welcome her there or run the other way when they see her? I do think that the restaurants are happy to see her, unless it is an "all you can eat for one low price place". I'll bet the eateries really make a killing off of her. I am just glad I am not the one footing the bill.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Loafhead's Evil Twin
I didn't think it was possible that Loafhead could have a twin. The catch is that this "evil twin" wasn't born this way but, thanks to the medical profession, Loafhead now has a double; Chaz Bono (the dyke formerly known as Chastity).
Oprah Calling It Quits
It looks like Oprah is calling it quits and as much as I am rejoicing, I am also wondering who (or what) will replace her. I always hear "it can't get any worse" but I guess these people just don't know what they are talking about. Look at each year's new television season. The shows get worse and worse every year.
What is worrying me, is that if a obese loser like Oprah can get a television show than it just might be possible that Loafhead could have one and may just be the replacement for Oprah, they could call her "Loafrah".
Let's look at the facts, Loafhead has an ego as large as the ass on a $40 cow and so does Oprah and they are both about as ugly and relevant (with asses to match).
I mean, let's get serious, Oprah thinks she knows everything about everything and so does Loafhead. Loafhead knows what is best for the International Olympic Games (just read her sorry blog) and so does Oprah (just read Loafhead's October 1, 2009 posting on her Loaf-Blog).
Just when you think things can't get any worse, they always do.
What is worrying me, is that if a obese loser like Oprah can get a television show than it just might be possible that Loafhead could have one and may just be the replacement for Oprah, they could call her "Loafrah".
Let's look at the facts, Loafhead has an ego as large as the ass on a $40 cow and so does Oprah and they are both about as ugly and relevant (with asses to match).
I mean, let's get serious, Oprah thinks she knows everything about everything and so does Loafhead. Loafhead knows what is best for the International Olympic Games (just read her sorry blog) and so does Oprah (just read Loafhead's October 1, 2009 posting on her Loaf-Blog).
Just when you think things can't get any worse, they always do.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Let's Put Loafhead In Her Place
We haven't had one of these in awhile-enjoy, because on Monday we will be discussing some heavy stuff.
Miss Loafhead, I am rebutting your blog. I notice you say "we will be discussing". No, your blog is one sided and you will be the one discussing. As for "heavy stuff" you must be going to talk about your diet because you are heavy stuff, I just haven't figured out what kind of stuff, yet.
1. Jon and Kate, as one comedian said the other night, throw 'em in that darn balloon.
If they threw you in too, the damn thing would never leave the ground. Seriously, what's with these Jon & Kate people? I think they are about as important and relevant as you, and that's not saying much.
2. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery-I know because you read me (you know who you are.) I wish I didn't have to keep saying this every so often.
Bolstering your own ego again, I see. People read your blog so they can get a laugh out of your stupid ramblings. I guess you keep saying it because it makes you feel good.
3. Would you believe, there is a restaurant up the street that has Christmas lights on already?!?
I'll bet they don't offer an "all you can eat" buffet there. If they did and you came in, they would go broke and not be able to afford the electric bill. Be thankful they have those lights up, it shows how much money they make feeding you. Let that serve as a reminder; that it takes a lot to maintain a figure like your's.
4. I was able to do early voting today, if it is offered in your area, please take advantage, and if there is one candidate you especially support, they will appreciate it. I have two political signs in front of my house. A friend of mine is running in District 5 here.
Absentee voting? Hmm, maybe it is because you can't fit into one of the voting booths?
Only two political signs? One is a friend? I guess that just goes to show how many friends you have. To hear you, you'd think that everyone in Atlanta was your friend.
5. The postal workers in the UK have gone on strike for 24 hours today. If you have relatives, and you want to make sure things get delivered for the holiday, think of other alternatives-I am. There's talk it could stretch longer the closer to December. Hello FedEx.
So they went on strike for 24 hours and that is going to disrupt the entire holiday season?
6. I just signed up for Facebook-didn't know how many friends I have that have that are on there.
Yeah, I saw you on there and can count your friends on one hand. Maybe that will be a wake up call for you about how many friends you don't have. Now if you list your enemies on your page, the number will be through the roof! Maybe you can attempt a clean up of Facebook like you tried to do with the entire internet.
7. Here we go again with talk about Munich's Winter Olympic bid-don't believe a word you are reading about who the front runner is. It's too early, (we'll be discussing this on Monday, so sit tight.)
Yeah, I read it. You may want to see what I had to say about your feelings on the subject of Munich and Atlanta. By the way, who is this "we" that you refer to? From all of your blogging it's just been you.
8. What is it with airfares this year? $1500 round trip to Manchester UK. Not this year to see the mother-in-law.
Well, let's see, it takes a lot of jet fuel to fly such a large carcass such as yourself across the Atlantic Ocean. Who knows, maybe the $1500 is because you will occupy three seats. Two for yourself and the other for your over inflated ego.
9. Damm, what IS it with little kids dying? The laws need to be changed. Our young people are at risk, and the existing laws (i.e. Megan's Law) aren't strong enough.
Little kids die all of the time. It's sad but true. Laws don't need changing, new laws won't save anyone, we need to strictly enforce ones we already have. We need to punish criminals not cuddle them and understand them. We don't need more laws, we need more executions. You see, that way they don't get another chance to repeat what crime they committed.
Miss Loafhead, I am rebutting your blog. I notice you say "we will be discussing". No, your blog is one sided and you will be the one discussing. As for "heavy stuff" you must be going to talk about your diet because you are heavy stuff, I just haven't figured out what kind of stuff, yet.
1. Jon and Kate, as one comedian said the other night, throw 'em in that darn balloon.
If they threw you in too, the damn thing would never leave the ground. Seriously, what's with these Jon & Kate people? I think they are about as important and relevant as you, and that's not saying much.
2. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery-I know because you read me (you know who you are.) I wish I didn't have to keep saying this every so often.
Bolstering your own ego again, I see. People read your blog so they can get a laugh out of your stupid ramblings. I guess you keep saying it because it makes you feel good.
3. Would you believe, there is a restaurant up the street that has Christmas lights on already?!?
I'll bet they don't offer an "all you can eat" buffet there. If they did and you came in, they would go broke and not be able to afford the electric bill. Be thankful they have those lights up, it shows how much money they make feeding you. Let that serve as a reminder; that it takes a lot to maintain a figure like your's.
4. I was able to do early voting today, if it is offered in your area, please take advantage, and if there is one candidate you especially support, they will appreciate it. I have two political signs in front of my house. A friend of mine is running in District 5 here.
Absentee voting? Hmm, maybe it is because you can't fit into one of the voting booths?
Only two political signs? One is a friend? I guess that just goes to show how many friends you have. To hear you, you'd think that everyone in Atlanta was your friend.
5. The postal workers in the UK have gone on strike for 24 hours today. If you have relatives, and you want to make sure things get delivered for the holiday, think of other alternatives-I am. There's talk it could stretch longer the closer to December. Hello FedEx.
So they went on strike for 24 hours and that is going to disrupt the entire holiday season?
6. I just signed up for Facebook-didn't know how many friends I have that have that are on there.
Yeah, I saw you on there and can count your friends on one hand. Maybe that will be a wake up call for you about how many friends you don't have. Now if you list your enemies on your page, the number will be through the roof! Maybe you can attempt a clean up of Facebook like you tried to do with the entire internet.
7. Here we go again with talk about Munich's Winter Olympic bid-don't believe a word you are reading about who the front runner is. It's too early, (we'll be discussing this on Monday, so sit tight.)
Yeah, I read it. You may want to see what I had to say about your feelings on the subject of Munich and Atlanta. By the way, who is this "we" that you refer to? From all of your blogging it's just been you.
8. What is it with airfares this year? $1500 round trip to Manchester UK. Not this year to see the mother-in-law.
Well, let's see, it takes a lot of jet fuel to fly such a large carcass such as yourself across the Atlantic Ocean. Who knows, maybe the $1500 is because you will occupy three seats. Two for yourself and the other for your over inflated ego.
9. Damm, what IS it with little kids dying? The laws need to be changed. Our young people are at risk, and the existing laws (i.e. Megan's Law) aren't strong enough.
Little kids die all of the time. It's sad but true. Laws don't need changing, new laws won't save anyone, we need to strictly enforce ones we already have. We need to punish criminals not cuddle them and understand them. We don't need more laws, we need more executions. You see, that way they don't get another chance to repeat what crime they committed.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Is Loafhead Never Satisfied?
Well, Miss Loafhead, I see that you are against Munich for the International Olympic Games. You were against Beijing, you were against Chicago and now you are against Munich. Is there no pleasing you? Where do you think they should be held?
For many years I have been watching your portrayal of self-importance. You brag about these pageants you have won, but I know people in the Atlanta area who have never heard of you except for your internet crusades. The pageants you have won, allegedly, are ones nobody has even heard of. I can't even find a web site for them.
I guess since you are in so good with the I.O.C. people, maybe you need to seek the election of International Olympic Games' Grand Poo-bah since you, more than anyone else, knows what is best for the Games.
So, what's the problem with Munich? OK, people were killed there in 1972. That's too bad but Germany has undergone much change since 1972. For one, Germany is united.
Let's take a look at Atlanta. Many felt that Atlanta was the worst place an Olympic Games were held because of over-commercialization. I guess maybe you want them held there so Coca-Cola will be happy again since they were the only ones permitted to sell soft drinks while the games were there. Maybe Coke can give you a job for your efforts. The sad thing is, Royal Crown is also from the area, I guess they got screwed. Don't forget, a bombing also took place which someone was falsely accused of. That really makes me feel secure if the games were held there again, there could be a bombing and the person that did it could walk free because Atlanta likes holding witch hunts blaming a person not even connected to the crime.
In closing, I think the only clout you ever held at the Olympic Games is that you were permitted to take people to their seats and tell them to enjoy the games. Get real Loafhead, the I.O.C couldn't give two shits less about you or what you think, if they even know who you are.
For many years I have been watching your portrayal of self-importance. You brag about these pageants you have won, but I know people in the Atlanta area who have never heard of you except for your internet crusades. The pageants you have won, allegedly, are ones nobody has even heard of. I can't even find a web site for them.
I guess since you are in so good with the I.O.C. people, maybe you need to seek the election of International Olympic Games' Grand Poo-bah since you, more than anyone else, knows what is best for the Games.
So, what's the problem with Munich? OK, people were killed there in 1972. That's too bad but Germany has undergone much change since 1972. For one, Germany is united.
Let's take a look at Atlanta. Many felt that Atlanta was the worst place an Olympic Games were held because of over-commercialization. I guess maybe you want them held there so Coca-Cola will be happy again since they were the only ones permitted to sell soft drinks while the games were there. Maybe Coke can give you a job for your efforts. The sad thing is, Royal Crown is also from the area, I guess they got screwed. Don't forget, a bombing also took place which someone was falsely accused of. That really makes me feel secure if the games were held there again, there could be a bombing and the person that did it could walk free because Atlanta likes holding witch hunts blaming a person not even connected to the crime.
In closing, I think the only clout you ever held at the Olympic Games is that you were permitted to take people to their seats and tell them to enjoy the games. Get real Loafhead, the I.O.C couldn't give two shits less about you or what you think, if they even know who you are.
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